Would a theme park be a theme park without the attractions? What I am trying to ask here is if a theme park where not to have attractions (I’m particularly talking about ride here), would it be worth going. I would argue no. Regardless of how well themed parks like Universal and Disney are, especially in places such as World Showcase and The Wizarding World of Harry Potter, I couldn’t imagine spending money to shop and eat in a well themed place. I wouldn’t even call such a place a theme park: consider the city of Gatlinburg, Tennessee. There are very few people that live there, it is particularly a tourist town with countless shops, restaurants, and museums, but this place is a town, not a park. Thus I would claim that attractions (and again I’m talking particularly about rides here) are the most important part of a theme park are the rides. This seems counterintuitive given that the name is “theme” park; the theming should be most important. But theming is extremely imperative as well. No one wants to pay ninety dollars a day to walk around an bland park with unthemed or poorly coasters all day (They’ll pay fifty dollars and go to Six Flags, ZING!).
-I don’t care if you have a Batmobile, Six Flags, your theming sucks
There needs to be a proper balance of expert theming, entertaining shows, and thrilling, innovative and kid friendly rides; restaurants are important as well. A great balance of all of these is important but to me attractions are the most important. Perhaps JN would agree with me, perhaps not, but I do know he ranks theming and particularly restaurants higher than I do; why do you think EPCOT is his favorite park. As much as I love restaurants and think every park should have a few nice ones, I don’t, for instance, hold Magic Kingdom’s or Animal Kingdom’s lack of a plethora of full service restaurants against it. I usually rank parks solely on their theming and attractions.
Yet I have still never determined a favorite park. Magic Kingdom has numerous classic rides yet there are only a couple that stand above the rest. The intuitive choice then would seem to be Islands of Adventure. It does not have the same quantity of rides as say Magic Kingdom, the quality of almost every one is a step above Disney’s. The theming is great as well, but the only place it is on par with Disney, I would say, is in Wizarding World. That is a consensus JN and I have reached, Universal Orlando is superior in ride quality and Disney is superior in theming. Still, at Universal there is not quite a ride like DINOSAUR! and Disney has not been able to capture the essence of a story like Wizarding World has. Thus my favorite park is still a mystery to me. But I digress.
-Built in the early 1970s and still possibly the greatest theme park structure in all of Florida.
Rides are what bring me to parks. Whether it is the story immersion or the thrilling sensations that are hard to achieve elsewhere, I could ride rides all day, if I don’t I don’t feel like I’m getting my money’s worth. I feel as if I could just go from ride to ride and only every now and then enjoy the scenery and be perfectly content. Though, maybe I don’t know what I actually like. For instance when I was two years old, I reportedly could not get enough of the Magic Kingdom, I stayed up all night the night before in anticipation, ran everywhere in the park while my family tried to keep up. I did the same when I went in first grade. I don’t remember wanting to rides to many rides though. I had to be forced onto the mountains, and was too scared to go onto the Haunted Mansion in first grade (but apparently enjoyed it at age two). Today if I don’t go on all the major attractions at a park I feel cheated, but then it clearly wasn’t about that.
Also JN and I are quite similar when it comes to theme park prefreneces and he has been to the parks much more than I have, particular Universal. He has been to Studios and Islands of Adventure probably over two hundred times. And although he keeps going back, he says that he could (and has) spend a day in the parks and enjoy the scenery, without riding anything (this is the joy of having an annual pass, I recommend you go buy yours right away!). Perhaps if I had been as much I would feel the same. Perhaps my raw desire is to enjoy the rides only but as I go to them parks more my aesthetic preferences will change to appreciate theming even more than I do now. Who knows?
This has been a digression and random thoughts into my opinions or theming and attractions at various theme parks. I could say so much more but I wouldn’t want to bore you. Thanks for reading!
-JS